Avast ye net lubbers! Pay heed t'ma
tale of woe! Garrrrr, 'twas nigh on
50 years ago dat a'wormed me way
inta dis sorry world. I studied
hard and long t'master the magic of
computers. But, t'with all the
offshorin' dees days, seemed t'me
dat a pirate's life's fer me! So,
ye scurvey dogs, keep an eye out for
ol' Greybeard!

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